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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Welcome to Wedding Season [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler took a break from lounging by the pool issuing bon mots to the assembled C-list celebrities at her feet to score today’s New York Times wedding announcements. It is Memorial Day weekend. Wedding season has begun in earnest. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Greatest Generation Does Marriage Better Than You, Too [Altarcations]

Old people: Will we ever get tired of making fun of them? No! But today we learn of a geriatric nuptial that’s enough to make us want to volunteer at a nursing home. Our wedding expert, Phyllis Neffler, reports. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Power Creatives Who Have It All [Vows]

The New York Times announces the weddings. Phyllis Nefler pits the couples against each other in that weekly battle royale we call Altarcations. This week: Creative class cage match and a Real Housewives cameo. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: April Anxiety [Altarcations]

The NCAA basketball thing continues to happen, but Gawker weddings scribe Phyllis Nefler has assembled her own single-elimination tourney: It’s couple vs. couple as advanced degrees clash with cool employment in our first ever APRIL WEDDING ANXIETY. Who will win!? More