Today’s bombshell announcement about Sandra Bullock’s secret adopted baby was an absolute master class in controlling the narrative, locking up a Hey, Look Over There! Award for her publicist at this year’s Flackies. (What, you want to talk more about the unfathomable heartbreak of having your Oscar afterglow brutally extinguished by a loutish husband’s extramarital appetite for garishly tattooed, Nazi-fetishizing McGees? Sure, we’ll get to that in a second, but have you seen this super adorbs widdle baaaby ?)

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5 Other People In Hollywood Who Could Really Benefit From A Secret Adoption
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