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Girl Texts a Lot, Fails to Understand Escalator

Signs you need to put your phone down and watch where you’re going? When you walk up the down escalator and it takes you like 30 seconds to reach the top. What’s amazing about the clip below is that the girl not only misses the people sailing past her, but the fact that she has to work so hard to get up the “stairs.” By the time she did figure it out, she was almost out of energy and had to dig deep to reach the finish line. On the plus side, that’s gotta be a good workout … Blonde on an Escalator

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Kris Humphries to Sue the Kardashians?!?

A new tabloid report describes Kris Humphries as the Husband from Hell . But that’s nothing compared to how this basketball player will be come across on season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York , sources say. The former Mr. Kim Kardashian is allegedly contemplating a $10 million lawsuit against his ex-in-laws because “his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told,” an insider tells Life & Style . “Kris is also suing because he’s really worried about how badly he’s going to be portrayed on the series.” Specifically, viewers will reportedly see Humphries giving Kim’s BFF, Jonathan Cheban, a hard time over his mannerisms and his attitude. “Kris used the word ‘gay’ as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan,” an E! insider claims. “He’s the lowest of the low, bullying someone like this.” But it’s all fake, William Humphries says. Those scenes were all scripted. His son has retained attorney Lee Hutton III and is aiming to prevent his derogatory remarks from making the air. “Little did Kris know that he was being set up,” says the elder Humphries to the magazine. “Kris got used -100 percent used.”

Too Short Dead? Not the Case, Rapper Swears

Too Short is totes alive, despite what Twitter is telling you. The social networking site, which has a way of killing off people erroneously here and there, made the vertically-challenged rapper its latest death hoax victim. Moreover, the rest of Internet has been on fire with false reports that the rapper died from a heart attack today. His Wiki page was even altered with the lie. But T.S. just tried to regain control, Tweeting, “Stop calling my phone. I’m not dead. Repeat, I’m not dead. Been in the lab working on my 19th album.” TMZ also talked to Too Short. Today. That would pretty much clear up the fact that he’s not dead … unless the celebrity news site is taking the hoax to a new level. Now that would be crazy.

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