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Kirsten Dunst And Her Pasty White Thighs

I don’t really find Kirsten Dunst all that attractive, she’s a little too sickly pale for my taste, almost like she doesn’t have enough blood in her system, but she’s a celebrity and she’s showing a lot of skin so why not. Here she is working her sexy little denim short shorts as she runs some errands yesterday. She actually looks pretty good in these shots, I like the way her top is hugging her breasts, but she really needs some color. Is she one of those people who’s allergic to the sun? Spray tan… Something.

Final Desti-NUDE-tion: Mr. Skin’s Guide to the Final Destination Movies [PICS]

Since Final Destination (2000) became a surprise hit, the teen horror franchise has evolved into an unstoppable juggernaut of ever-more outrageous and creative ways for rotten kids to meet their makers. Final Destination 5 opens in theaters this weekend, and rumor has it that Final Destination 6 and Final Destination 7 are already on the way. The new skinstallment stars Jacqueline MacInnes Wood (seen at left), who 6 minutes in gets out of a car in a very leggy- and very low cut- outfit which draws lots of attention, espcially when Jacqueline takes off her shirt to reveal her black bra. In case the sight of her sweater kittens completely erases your brain, she helpfully completes the scene by clarifying, “they’re called tits.” Ellen Wroe also appears as a sexy gymnast who wears a tight top and teeny-tiny shorts as she exercises on the balance beam, which is no doubt about to impale her before flying at the audience. Which Final Destination films should be your final desti-NUDE-tion? Find out after the jump!

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Final Desti-NUDE-tion: Mr. Skin’s Guide to the Final Destination Movies [PICS]

Irina Sheik Hotness Can Be Confusing

Now that she’s dating ultimate Euro-douche Christiano Ronaldo, this Russian hottie Irina Sheik chick seems to be everywhere. Not only that but she’s messing with my head by saying that her name is actually Irina Shayk , it’s a little confusing. What’s not confusing is the lovely sensation she gives me in my special place. Here she is looking sexy in a little pair of short shorts as she climbs out of an SUV. Hot. Maybe I should start a website dedicated to hot women getting in and out of SUV’s.