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Will OutKast Invite Guests Onstage? If So, Here’s Our Wishlist

From Goodie Mob to Future, we have some ideas for who Andre 3000 and Big Boi should invite to the Hangout Music Festival stage. By Rob Markman

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Will OutKast Invite Guests Onstage? If So, Here’s Our Wishlist

Rihanna Is Still In Her Vacation Bikini

Is Rihanna seriously still on vacation? What the hell? Shouldn’t she be shaking it on stage somewhere or practicing her robotic vocal scales? Some of us have to work you know. Luckily she’s still sort of rocking a bikini, or at least half a bikini, so I’m alright with it. The woman’s got a great body and now that her hair is a normal color, I like her even more. I think she should invite me down to whatever gorgeous island she’s on… I need to work my tan, my ass is so pale. Of course I tan in the nude.

Shakira Shakes Her Money Maker

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Colombian hottie Shakira shaking her ass on stage in a tight pair of pants before, but I really can’t be bothered to check. Anyhow, I guess video would have been better, but I’m far too lazy to find that kind of thing so you’ll just have to use your imagination. It looks like her boots and pants are all one piece. Awesome. I should invite her over to mother’s place, she’s got a strict ‘no boots allowed in the house’ policy.