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Scarlett Johansson for Soda Stream Went Viral of the Day

I was a fan of Scarlett Johansson in 2004…It was her breakout year, when she booked 4-5 movies and was a real “it” girl…but after a year or two I realized she was just overrated, over paid, and all the men who loved her, were just idiot drones who would have liked any girl with big lips and big tits…I call it the Kate Upton effect…where basically you find a girl hotter than she is because everyone else likes her…even if you deep down in the depths of your soul…don’t really see it…since then, Scarlett Johansson, has consistently annoyed me with her average acting, and more importantly, with her getting hackers arrested for leaking her nude pics, instead of just being cool about it…considering we’ve made her who she is and we deserve to see her naked…and should rely on hackers to make that happen…. That said, she is in a Viral video for Soda Stream that Soda Stream puts huge budget into,that seemingly went viral for them, even though they paid for views, placements, etc, cuz they realized years ago that Coke and Pepsi owned the TV networks, and would never allow an independent competitor on the air, and they made it work for them…unfortunately this year they used Scarlett Johansson…and didn’t have her in a bikini…but they did have her simulate oral on a straw…

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Scarlett Johansson for Soda Stream Went Viral of the Day

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb must be making some moves. Her name has been popping up a lot lately. I remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm in some Jesus loving pile of shit, but now it turns out that she’s in something even worse, the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women, with my mouth while deep in their asses. Seriously, I can only imagine it being a pile of shit, banking on the success of the other show, but can only hope there are a lot of nude pics, cuz this AnnaSophia and her hybrid jacked up name, is cute as fuck, and I’m ready to watch her simulate sex. TO SEE HER IN A MORE ARTISTIC SHOOT FROM ANOTHER MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb must be making some moves. Her name has been popping up a lot lately. I remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm in some Jesus loving pile of shit, but now it turns out that she’s in something even worse, the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women, with my mouth while deep in their asses. Seriously, I can only imagine it being a pile of shit, banking on the success of the other show, but can only hope there are a lot of nude pics, cuz this AnnaSophia and her hybrid jacked up name, is cute as fuck, and I’m ready to watch her simulate sex. TO SEE HER IN A MORE ARTISTIC SHOOT FROM ANOTHER MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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AnnaSophia Robb in Seventeen of the Day