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Eliza Doolittle Ruins The Short Shorts

I get that the eighties hipster look is in these days, I still have no idea why, but this crap is ridiculous. Here’s that chick I don’t know anything about, Eliza Doolittle , hanging out in the park in a retarded pair of short shorts not looking good at all. I didn’t think it was possible to make short shorts look this dumpy, she looks like a tranny from a eighties cop show. On paper this outfit would be pretty hot, but in reality it just didn’t work. Better luck next time.

Eliza Doolittle Flashes Her Tight Little Body

I’m not afraid to admit that I know absolutely nothing about this Eliza Doolittle chick, I think she’s the one that talks to animals, but someone over at the Brit Awards does and they sent her an invitation to the show last night. I for one am glad they did because whoever she is, she’s got a great little body, some sweet skinny legs on her and she’s not afraid to show it all off in a nineteen eighties movie hooker costume. Nice Job.