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Sophie Monk Still Looks Like a Muppet I Want to Fuck of the Day

You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

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Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day