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Get ‘Em High: 3 Detroit Teachers Fall Sick After Devouring Weed Brownies Left In Teacher’s Lounge

Elementary School Staff Under Investigation After Marijuana Brownies Make Unsuspecting Staff High This may or may not be a prank gone sour, the police are investigating the facts… Authorities were called to investigate food served in the teacher’s lounge area of a suburban Detroit school, after 3 staff members complained of food poisoning. One of the three educators visited the hospital, we they were told they tested positive for marijuana. The remaining brownies were tested after police were notified and positively contained marijuana. Schools officials from the district say they are working with law enforcement to determine who brought the brownies to school. District officials say they don’t know whether they were put out intentionally or brought by mistake, according to the Chicago Tribune . SMH, this is why you shouldn’t be diving head first into everyone’s snacks at work.  

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Get ‘Em High: 3 Detroit Teachers Fall Sick After Devouring Weed Brownies Left In Teacher’s Lounge

Failed Robber Gets Stuck In California Chimney — Then The Homeowner Lights A Fire

Suspected Burglar Dies In Chimney When Homeowner Lights Fire A California man has died after trying to sneak into a stranger’s home through the chimney . Things were bad enough when he realized chimneys aren’t exactly big enough to fit people…but matters got WAY worse when the unsuspecting homeowner caught a chill and decided to light a fire… Via MailOnline : Police say a suspected burglar died after becoming stuck in the chimney of a California home Saturday afternoon when the unsuspecting homeowner lit a fire. Fresno County Sheriff’s Lt. Brandon Pursell said a homeowner in the rural town of Huron heard someone yell after lighting a fire in his fireplace. Pursell said the homeowner called 911 and also tried to put out the fire as his house began to fill with smoke. Firefighters who rushed to the chaotic scene used jackhammers to break open the brick chimney in an attempt to rescue the man. However, the suspected burglar, who was not immediately identified, had died during the attempted rescue. According to KFSN, a preliminary investigation showed that the man had climbed into the chimney sometime overnight to burglarize the home when he became stuck. A day later, the homeowner lit the fire not knowing that anyone was inside the chimney. Yikes. We could probably have guessed that it wasn’t the best idea to try to enter a home through the chimney when it’s chilly outside… Stock Image

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‘Punk’d’ Enlists Mac Miller, Lucy Hale As Celebrity Hosts

Nick Cannon and Heather Morris have also been added to the list of big-name hosts for the series, which returns March 29. By John Mitchell Lucy Hale Photo: Getty Images In the early aughts, the MTV series “Punk’d” became a pop-culture phenomenon, and now, the sneaky celebrity pranksters are back for more. “Punk’d” returns for an all-new season on Thursday, March 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT, featuring a new celebrity host each week and guaranteeing the most hilarious moments in the show’s history. Nick Cannon, Lucy Hale, Mac Miller and Heather Morris will join the ranks of previously announced celebrity hosts Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Kellan Lutz, Bam Margera, Hayden Panettiere, “Punk’d” alumnus Dax Shepard and Tyler, the Creator, and they all have one goal in mind: to pull a killer prank on their unsuspecting celebrity friends. So, who are this season’s unsuspecting celebrity marks? Well, we already know that Rob Dyrdek, Liam Hemsworth, Khlo

First Iron Man 2 Clip An Extended AC/DC Video

The iPad isn’t the only thing Apple has unleashed on the unsuspecting public today. Over on Apple’s iTunes Movie Trailers page, a new clip from Iron Man 2 has surfaced, showing what happens when an Iron Man-suited Tony Stark flies into Stark Expo from the heavens. If you don’t like the AC/DC song “Shoot to Thrill” prepare to be disappointed. That said: chorus line! [via Coming Soon ]

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Remi Gaillard: A Retrospective

A new video from the Internet's favorite prankster featuring some of his most successful and enraging stunts pulled on the unsuspecting citizens of France over the last 10 years. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

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