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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally. I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent… They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless… Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her…. Here’s Anastasia..

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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

Fanny Francois Is Hot for HUIT Lingerie of the Day

I once did a post on this Belgian model and her blue Belgian waffle called THE WORST LINGERIE CATALOG EVER …. I called her out as some aspiring model, probably willing to let Terry Richardson cum on her face to get ahead, but who instead is booking some jobs, like this one for HUIT Magazine, that reminds me that if shot properly, and cheap, weird looking model can look amazing, and more importantly it reminds me that I can fall in love with pictures of models…without even knowing if the girl in the picture is the worst fucking thing ever…because I know I won’t ever meet her, which cancels out all that noise like personality… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in some topless video from December

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Fanny Francois Is Hot for HUIT Lingerie of the Day

Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

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Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day

Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs… What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.

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Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day