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Gossip Girl: Lady Gaga and the Tramps

Lady Gaga stopped by for a superfluous visit to badly lip sync “Bad Romance.” There were plenty of bad romantic decisions as totally yucky couples started to come together and ruin the power dynamics on the Upper East Side. The only thing more sickening than Gossip Girl (the narrator, not the show) and her repeated James Frey references was the writers ruining some good story lines with bad choices. We actually liked Olivia, and now she’s getting the boot so that Dan can get it on with Vanessa, Our Lady of the Dreads.

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Gossip Girl: Lady Gaga and the Tramps

Gossip Girl: Threeway’s Company

There was a manage á boring last night between Dan, Vanessa, and Lizzy McGuire. Watch the video if you’re a perv

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Gossip Girl: Speak Easy and Carry a Big Stick

Our little Serena is finally a working girl, and she certainly looked like one last night. But the scariest thing about Halloween on the Upper East Side is it looks like S is finally gaining some power

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Gossip Girl: Speak Easy and Carry a Big Stick

Gossip Girl: Bi-Bi-Birdie

The most amazing thing about Chuck Bass kissing a guy wasn’t the kiss itself, but when he acknowledges that it wasn’t the first time he kissed a dude.

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Gossip Girl: Bi-Bi-Birdie

Gossip Girl: Sold! To the Man in the Purple Tie

As my momma used to say, secrets don’t make friends, but they make for great enemies and terrific currency. Last night the Upper East Side was full of loose lips, sinking ships, and the most ghetto Southeby’s auction ever. It was really just a lame excuse to get all the characters in the same room so that “Scott” could fess up about his identity with another lie, Serena could diss old enemy Georgina, Chuck and Blair could make up, and Vanessa could wear another heinous outfit out in public

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Gossip Girl: Sold! To the Man in the Purple Tie