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A Megan Fox Grab Ass

I know the nerds are upset about it, but if you ask me, the best thing about this new Ninja Turtles movie is that it’s giving us a great excuse to get to see Megan Fox ‘s hotness on a daily basis again. I don’t care how crappy the movie is, it deserves an Oscar for that alone. Hell, maybe even a Nobel Prize. Anyway, here’s the killer MILF at the New York premiere, and I’d like to officially volunteer my services for the next stop on the tour. An A-list star like Megan shouldn’t have to grab her own ass. She doesn’t drive herself to the premiere, does she? So if somebody needs to give her a hand next time, I call dibs. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kelly Brook Is Somewhat See Through

I swear, it’s like two steps forward, one back with Kelly Brook . After covering it up for months, she finally unleashed the cleavage earlier this week, but now she’s covered it up again at the Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards. Thankfully, at least she went see-through on the top, so these pictures aren’t a total bust. But somebody needs to have a talk with Kelly and let her know this madness has gone on long enough. My livelihood depends on it. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden In A Sexy Futuristic Hooker Out

Once again, my new favorite nobody Courtney Stodden doesn’t disappoint. Here she’s dressed in a sexy futuristic hooker outfit at the Celebrity Designer Maggie Barry ‘M8′ Fashion show. You know, when I see chicks looking like this I just want to ask them how much and if their services are for the full hour or do they leave when I wet myself the first time around? Trust me, this a very important question to ask when seeking a provider. You’re welcome.

Heather Graham Is The Sexiest Cougar Ever!

What is Heather Graham , in her 40s now? It’s hard for me to tell, because that cleavage of hers never seems to age. And now here she is showing off a set of legs that’s hotter than most girls in their 20s. Clearly somebody needs to get to the bottom of this mystery, and I think I’m just the man to do it. See, me and Heather have a long history together, where I’d do dirty things looking at pictures of her while she remained completely unaware of my existence. Let’s just hope Heather remembers those great times as fondly as I do. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Heather Graham Ruins A See Through Moment Heather Graham Is Smokin’ Heather Graham’s Lesbian Comeback Heather Graham Gets Back The Sexiness Photos: PacificCoastNews

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