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Denise Schaefer By Jeffrey Chan of the Day

I’ve never heard of Denise Schaefer but she sounds like chanukah 2014…if you know what I mean..but luckily I am not a nazi or an anti-semite and love all girls equally…in fact I historically love all Jewish girls because they have a good sense of humor, tits, and they suck dick as long as you’re not married to them…that said I guess Schaefer could also be German…and on the Nazi side of the coin…leaving us so torn while looking at these pics by Jeffrey Chan , a Canadian photographer, living the dream…because he gets to take pics of girls like Denise Schaefer …who are coincidentally girls I want to have sit on my face and smother me until I die my own Gas Chamber asphyxia….right? or is that just weird to say?

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Denise Schaefer By Jeffrey Chan of the Day

Karlie Kloss Dancing for Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.

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Karlie Kloss Dancing for Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Bridget Malcolm Spread Legged in Elle of the Day

Bridget Malcolm is some Australian model who I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…all this to say I like Bridget Malcolm … I also like that for years the magazines refused to ever post any spread leg pics, they felt it was obscene, even when girls were wearing clothes, in what I assume was an era before the mini-skirt, but that I know is still formality at Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret, that’s why they are dated, and fucking suck… It’s the internet era, where spread vag can be a fashion statement…it’s really only porn when it’s fisting…the population as a whole…desensitized.. That said…Elle…seems to be stepping it up and stomping the yard, because I see Bridget Malcolm’s vag in panties…and that’s pretty hardcore…for Elle… The future is now….Bridget Malcolm…who you’ve never heard of…is our leader…

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