I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on…. But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…
These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way.. So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game… “OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it. But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….
