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Iggy Azalea Fat Ass does Interracial in GQ of the Day

Iggy Azalea works it…I even think her only real song that was a hit was called work it…that was based on working it…making me believe she’s an expert of working it…proven in the fact that she’s taken her big round ass from Australia with some fake “I was a broke stripper who came to America and got a record deal” story…because people don’t just get record deals when they Move to LA from Australia…even if they have big round asses they don’t mind showing off…especially not when they are strippers…because record execs don’t like controversy….making me think she was some fabricated character created in a marketing department…and I guess they are doing a good job…because with an ass like that, she should be in hip hop, she should pose with black dudes, and she should make other black dudes jealous that they aren’t with her, but that there’s hope that she would go down that road…it’s all very strategic and really her ass is pretty awesome so I’m not hating her bullshit…she’s ok, even if she blocked me years ago before she even had a record deal…closing the door on our love.

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Iggy Azalea Fat Ass does Interracial in GQ of the Day

Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success… Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Miami of the DAy

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone… So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night… I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them… Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened… Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them. TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back…. To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE

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