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Hilary Duff Is Wearing Way Too Much Clothing

I’m very disappointed with these pictures of Hilary Duff doing some holiday shopping the other day. I can’t see anything, what the hell? Alright so maybe it’s a little cold wherever she is, stupid winter, but I was hoping to see a little something. She’s still a cute little number and she and I have been together for quite some time now, we’ve been through a lot, so I’m just happy to see her. I know she’s married now, but that’s just a phase she’s going through, she’ll be back. Call me.

Karissa Shannon Shows Us Her Pink

I’m not usually a fan of chicks in jogging suits, normally because the ones who wear them do so because that’s all they can fit into, but these pictures of Playboy chick Karissa Shannon aren’t all that bad. I’m pretty sure it’s because of those nicely tanned boobies poking their heads out of her top. Hello cuties, don’t be shy. That’s right, I’m talking to her breasts. Do you mind? I’ve never met Karissa, but I somehow get the feeling that I’d probably have a more interesting conversation with her breasts than with her. it’s just a hunch.