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Tila Tequila Flaunts Post Baby Body, Makes Us Question Everything We Thought We Knew

No one would blame you if you scrubbed Tila Tequila from your brain around the same time that you deleted your MySpace account, but we’re here to tell you she’s still around, and against all odds, she’s actually doing pretty well for herself. Tila welcomed a baby girl in November after an unusually tumultuous pregnancy. (More on that later.) Despite the stress of being a single (we think) mom, Tila has apparently found plenty of time for diet and exercise, and she shared the below photo of herself today, just seven weeks after giving birth: “I’m almost back to normal,” Tila captioned the pic. “Still have about 15 pounds to lose, but that shouldn’t be hard since Isabella keeps me moving around the clock! Woo hoo! Let’s go!” Yes, the famous-for-being-shameless former web celeb certainly seems to be high on life these days, and who could blame her? The first photos of Tila’s baby showed a happy, healthy little girl and Ms. Tequila has come a very long way in just the past few months. Following a sex tape scandal, and allegations of Nazi sympathizing, Tila became involved in an ugly dispute with Thomas Paxton Whitaker , whom she initially believed to be her baby daddy. Now, the identity of the father is unknown. Like we said, she hasn’t had the easiest year. So when Tila says her baby saved her life , we genuinely believe her. It’s good to see that she’s in such great shape, but hopefully, Tila’s not planning any sex tape sequels in the near future. 27 Tawdry Tila Tequila Photos 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.

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Tila Tequila Welcomes Baby Girl! Actually Picks a Normal Name!

Brace yourself: Tila Tequila is now someone’s mother. We’ll give you a moment to question the meaning of existence. Yes, we knew Tila was pregnant , because she’s documented pretty much every second of the last nine months.  We may have even witnessed the conception in the form of the Tila Tequila sex tape , but that doesn’t make the notion of this woman raising a child any less mind-blowing.  Fortunately, in an encouraging sign for the future, Ms. Tequila opted not to pass her boozy surname onto her daughter, and the girl will instead be known as Isabella Monroe Nguyen. (Yes, we know you’re shocked that Tila is one of those women who fancies herself some sort of Marilyn Monroe figure.) We’re not surprised that Tila chose to give her daughter her own (actual) last name, because as far as anyone can tell, she has no idea who the father is. It was initially believed to be a man named Thomas Paxton Whitaker , but after an ugly breakup, Tila now denies that he’s the father. Of course, this is the same woman who – in the recent past – has faked a suicide attempt , faked a pregnancy, and faked a miscarriage, so we think it’s safe to say her relationship with the truth is shaky at best, and there’s a good chance Whitaker is the father. Whatever the case, we hope Tila has some sort of decent support network in place, because the idea of this woman raising a kid on her own is too terrifying to contemplate.  But anyway, congrats! 27 Tawdry Tila Tequila Photos 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.

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