Here’s a valuable life lesson. Never apologize, especially not to a girl, because girls hold grudges and are totally irrational…so they won’t take your apology seriously, and if anything it will bring up all their hatred for you and turn them against you when otherwise they would probably just be cool about shit… An apology is a reminder…and a reminder gets you slapped. No more apologies…
Izabel Goulart is really good at Instagram…from her killer fucking bikini body…to her fitness…I think I may be in love…I think this is the Brazilian object of my desire, who I want to sing love songs to and romance into the next great American love story, one that movies will be based on…movies like “ASS RIMMING 19 – ENTER THE BRAZILIAN DRAGON”…not that I know if Brazil even has dragons, but you get what I’m saying, and that is that I’ve never felt a love like this before…that I cherish this love…and that I’ve learned to love again…because he’s fucking amazing…roses and rim jobs and marriage people…that’s all I see.
Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker…. I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch… That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….
The Chevrolet Corvette returned to the world’s most-demanding testing ground and the backyard to some of its most major competitors – Germany’s Nurburgring Nordschleife. For the 2012 model year, the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 recorded a lap time of 7:19.63, more than six seconds faster than the previous Corvette-best recorded in 2008 (7:26.24) – that is Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : eGMCarTech Discovery Date : 09/06/2011 16:56 Number of articles : 2