I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy… Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead…. So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience…
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Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day
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Tagged bottom-feeding, craigslist, demi moore, janis-joplin, living, preyed-on-young, standards, taylor-momsen, the-newspaper
Let me start this off by saying that I don’t find Demi Moore hot in any way. She looks like an old, weathered, dried up and brittle cunt that was never hot, but somehow sucked the right dick to get her into the limelight
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Demi Moore Photoshoot for Harpers Bazaar of the Day
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Tagged annalynne, bottom-feeding, demi moore, find-success, from-the-movie, harpers bazaar, Limelight, Love, movie, newspaper, preyed-on-young, public, the-newspaper
I was wrong about this Annalynne McCord girl. I was convinced her stupid bottom feeding show based on a shitty but popular show in the 90s would have been off the air and forgotten by now like it was the Knight Rider 2008 show, but it turns out that with all these specialty channels, pretty much anyone can find success on TV because they are so fucking desperate for ideas…
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Annalynne McCord’s Push-Up Bra for Cosmo of the Day
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Tagged annalynne, bottom-feeding, cleavage, cosmo, defense, find-success, Hollywood, knight, knight-rider, newspaper, public, push-up-bra, the-newspaper
Jarbas Agnelli saw a photo in the newspaper of birds sitting on electric wires and decided to set it to music. Twist: The score was composed using the birds as notes.
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Real Life Composition
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Tagged Hollywood, links, pinch, sitting-on-electric, some-rabbit, the-birds, the-newspaper, using-the-birds
Troy Bolton vs. Edward Cullen . Singing vs
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Teen Choice Awards Fashion Face-Off: Zac Efron vs. Robert Pattinson
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Tagged choice-awards, edward-cullen, Fashion, Hollywood, hunks, insider, stalking, the-newspaper
Someone needs to hold a mirror up in front of Joe Jonas and offer him an important reminder: The young rocker can have any girl he wants. Joe might be aware of this fact, but according to a report in The New York Post , he doesn’t care. For whom the Belle tolls : Joe Jonas is reportedly having trouble moving on.
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Report: Joe Jonas is Heartbroken Over, Sort of Stalking Camilla Belle
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Tagged celebrity fashion, Gossip, Hollywood, insider, kathy-griffin, newspaper, stalking, the-newspaper, twilight-saga, young-rocker
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