So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Piers Morgan can be such a mixed bag. It’s nice ot see him berate that vulture Samantha Grant . It’s gross to see him ask Caitlin Jenner creepy questions about her body . This time, he’s making gross comments about another woman’s body — plus size model and trailblazer Tess Holliday. Tess graced the cover of Cosmopolitan , and Piers was apparently unable to resist commenting on her body and accusing her of being some sort of public health hazard. Before Piers decided to insert his opinion into the narrative, Tess was delighted with her cover. “Phew,” Tess writes on Instagram. “I’m literally a COSMO GIRL!!” “Can’t believe I’m saying that!” she continues. “Thank you @CosmopolitanUK for this incredible opportunity ” Tess discusses the impact that body positivity can have, writing: “If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life ” Tess advises her fans: “Issue hits stands 8/31!” Unfortunately, Piers Morgan is one of those dudes who worries about other people loving themselves on their terms instead of on his. “As Britain battles an ever-worsening obesity crisis,” Piers laments. “This is the new cover of Cosmo.” “Apparently,” Piers continues. “We’re supposed to view it as a ‘huge step forward for body positivity.’” “What a load of old baloney,” Piers declares. ” This cover,” Piers continues. “Is just as dangerous & misguided as celebrating size zero models.” Tess took to Twitter and hit back. “To everyone saying I’m a burden to the British health care system,” Tess begins. “I’m american,” Texx explains. “So you don’t have to worry about my fat ass.” She is such a delight and doesn’t hesitate to use humor when speaking truth to power. Good for her. (Naturally, we shouldn’t conflate body size with health, and no one should be seen as a “burden” because of their health) Tess says that the people who are uncomfortable with the size of her body, which literally does not impact them at all, should have more important things on their minds. “Worry about what horrible people you are,” Tess suggests to her detractors. That’s harsh — but considering that Piers just accused her of being the next Typhoid Mary and he was far from the worst person to comment, it’s fair. She says that they have demonstrated that they’re horrible “by whining about how me being on the cover of a glossy magazine impacts your small minded life.” It’s difficult to understand why so many people feel like they have the right to tell other people what to do with their own bodies. Tess’ body does not impact the rest of us. It just doesn’t. But a photo of her on the cover of a magazine could have a very real and powerful effect on little girls (or others, but girls especially) who are struggling to love themselves. When people like Piers say that body positive images of Tess and women like her will somehow make the “obesity epidemic” worse, it is clear what they really mean. They mean that people who have learned to love themselves won’t go on dangerous starvation diets that ultimately don’t work in a desperate attempt to get their bodies looking how Piers wants them to. If you think that one body type is more attractive than another, that’s fine — we all have preferences. But women are allowed to just exist without you wanting to bang them.
Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and that is almost revolutionary in a world of fat people…even though we all hate She realizes that not being fat, bloated, water retaining, allows her true young slut sex appeal to shine…you know not buried under all the fat that people who are trying to package as hot… She’s in a magazine called Cosmo, that young girls read and that teaches them things like how to eat ass….and other sex tips….that help fuel the pervert world…at a young age in this moral-less society…really intellectualize it…and taints the youth…and this Hailee Steinfeld girl is just participating it…in tight outfits. The post Hailee Steinfeld for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”…. Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom… Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring… The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS The post Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is an old as fuck Kate Hudson showing off her moves an flexibility that she spends a lot of time working on – and that she’s a pro with – because she’s got nothing better to do with herself..as days are long when you don’t have an actual job… These are the moves that make me ask “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with your life….” They also remind me of all the dudes she’s had inside her well rounded ass… The post Kate Hudson’s Showing Off Her Fuck Moves of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is useless but she’s hot and she’s famous and she’s rich…and that’s what matters in this world…she’s also a budding entrepreneur who pretty much is the face of a business she’s never done any work on, other than showing up and showing up and now it is worth a billion fucking dollars…and that’s a proper execution of TITS getting hits..and here are those tits in Cosmo… The post Jessica Alba in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
‘He gives me compliments in every way possible,’ Kardashian reveals to Cosmopolitan UK. By Christina Garibaldi Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian Photo: Cosmo UK
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her younger sister Stella out showing off their short shorts on the way to the gym. But Vanessa clearly wins this matchup — since Stella’s instantly disqualified for being under 18. Same as she is from gambling, or buying cigarettes, or voting. Wait a few more years and maybe this sibling rivalry will be a fair fight. P.S. If you said the woman in the middle instead, you need help. Perv. Related Articles: Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast Photos: FameFlynet
Here is a super hot Kate Upton video for Cosmo magazine. I don’t know why they bother asking her questions because I couldn’t care less about her personal life, and it’s not like women are actually going to watch this video. They may call it a “fashion shoot” but we all know what it’s really intended for. Sneaky! Anyway, when can I buy this issue?
Backstage at the Film Independent Spirit Awards , Christopher Plummer (who vies for the Oscar tomorrow) celebrated his Best Supporting Actor win for Beginners and gleefully stoked the fires of a pup vs. pup beef between his own co-star in the film, Cosmo, and The Artist ‘s award season favorite Uggie . “We had a little private talk,” he explained of scene-stealer Cosmo. “Now that you mention it, I think our Cosmo was much more human than Uggie. Uggie was just a trickster. Our dog had soul .” Fighting words!
