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Jessica Simpson Is Absolutely Huge

I was kind of in the mood for a fattie this morning, I guess all the oversized waitresses from last night somehow got into my subconscious, so that’s where these shots of Jessica Simpson come in. Here she is out doing some holiday shopping with her fancy designer tarp covering her massive body. I don’t like it. And as if to add insult to injury, I’ve got a video of Jessica back when her body was absolutely banging. The good old days. This baby has got to get out of there. *Vote for Jessica Simpson in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll