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The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair… Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person… It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie… It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit.. Here are the pics…

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Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing. You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie. Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice… If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero. Here are the pics…

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Madonna before and after photoshop. Ew?

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/06/madonna-before-after-photoshop-louis.ht… I don't know if you've seen, but Madonna has appeared in a series of fashion ads for Louis Vuitton. These ads (to me) are obviously photoshoped. But when I saw how she looked BEFORE the photoshop for the pictures, I was astonished. Not just at how good photoshop is, but how old she looks! Some say she looks better without the doctored photos. I would say yes, if your trying to go for an old lady look. http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/06/madonna-before-after-photoshop-louis.ht… added by: a_roxanne