This one is laughable. I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process…. This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.
Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows… But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous.. I get what she did here…clever little troll. TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE
Look at the stair… Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person… It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie… It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit.. Here are the pics…
Mel Gibson celebrates another birthday today. The oft-troubled actor is 57. The movie legend has experienced quite a free fall in the last 5-6 years. Hopefully, 2013 is a better, happier, quieter 12-month period for ol’ Mel. To say his image has taken a hit is putting it mildly. But images can be rehabilitated with effort and sincerity – and simple, relative calm. No news is often good news. We’d like nothing more than to forget the DUI arrest, the alleged anti-Semitic views, and Mel Gibson’s insane rants against Oksana Grigorieva and Joe Eszterhas. The question is whether he’ll ever let us. With any luck (and a little counseling), Mel, who’s been linked to Ashley Cusato or late, will right the angry ship and remind us why he became a film icon. Happy birthday, big guy.
Somewhere, Rock & Roll induction committee members are collectively cracking a smile. Axl Rose was starting to run on stage to sing “Sweet Child o’ Mine” in concert on Saturday, only to trip and fall onto the stage. We’re talking full on face plant. Nevertheless, give the man credit for rallying hardcore. He not only got up and carried on like nothing happened, but launched into the song right on cue. Don’t you cry for Axl’s November PAIN … or some other non-terrible GNR-related joke. Axl Rose Falls on Stage
Enough has been written about Lost to fill the completely underwhelming Temple fifty times over — seriously, of all the disappointing reveals on the show, that might be the biggest; it should have looked awesome and not like an extra set from Legend of the Seeker . Still, from the production values, to the use of the Internet to form a community, to the entire storyline, Lost was literally like nothing television had ever seen before. This is despite the fact that it cribs from almost every geek pop culture landmark from the last 35 years. And now that Lost is ending — in less than 12 hours! — it seems fitting that it’s leaving the world with one more question: Where will the next Lost come from?
Filed under: TMZ Sports , Exclusives Tiger Woods is finally back in the swing of things, crushing golf balls at the Isleworth Country Club like nothing ever happened … and TMZ has exclusive footage of Tiger in action. FYI — Woods is set to make his professional comeback in just a few … Permalink
Michael Jordan has an encounter with a giant inflatable penis at a celebrity golf tournament over the weekend. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
Apple has announced today that customers have downloaded over 1.5 billion applications in the first year of the popular App Store . The App Store now also has 65,000 apps and 100,000 developers involved in the iPhone Developer Program. “The App Store is like nothing the industry has ever seen before in both scale and quality,” adds Steve Jobs, via an official press release .
