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Emmy Rossum Topless of the Day

Emmy Rossum is trying to be playful in her topless state of undress because thats what you do on social media… I guess she’s forgotten that we’ve all seen her simulate sex topless on Shameless so why the fuck be coy about it…if anything I am fucking offended by her, as I have been for many years and I don’t entirely know why…since I don’t actually care about her or her story…maybe it’s cuz I can tell she’s a fucking phony, cocktease who only gets naked on TV because it was her only job option and does it without actually wanting to do it…tapping into some inner whore that barely exists…even if all women are whores…or who pretends she’s not the girl she plays because she’s an “actress” and the whole thing is a fucking lie.. Like show us your damn tits or don’t…none of this halfway shit…you garbage piece of shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emmy Rossum Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Ward is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Maitland Ward is a fucking monster that I don’t understand.. I know she barely exists, but sites I steal my content from seem to think she matters… When factoring in that actual young and hot girls, some just as busty as this one, exist and are producing pretty nude content for social media, it makes her getting media or coverage confusing as fuck…. We live in an era where we don’t need to rely on 45 year old girls from a TV show no one remembers doing the real low level, bootleg exhibitionism for attention.. Yet people give her the attention, which keeps her going, despite being a virtual no one on all levels…possibly even a hired hooker….but those big tits, in a weird sex shop piece…in some posing for attention is just too fucking weird to ignore. The post Maitland Ward is a Fucking Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

Lucy Hale is in a leather skirt – with her tits all hanging out. Maybe that’s how she got herpes… I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, because why the fuck would I go digging to find that out about someone I barely know exists…and why would my contact or source go out of their way to tell me about Lucy Hale’s herpes since Lucy Hale barely exists…it’s not like we have Lucy Hale gossip parties, it’s more like “Dude my friend banged Lucy Hale, she’s some chick from a TV show, she’s got Herpes” situation…you know…having herpes in Hollywood is just status but still herpes…and also the reason she’s wearing a leather skirt, not pants, to avoid cooking up and the stinging when sweat drips in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Missy Rayder Tits for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now….. She is the younger sister of Franke Rayder, who was an SI model…in like 1992. I used to be friends with their other sister, who wasn’t a model, but she developed a drug addiction and disappeared…or something equally typical…the sister I was friends with never sent me nudes…or maybe she did…I don’t remember but I do know that all I see when I look at these pics is the countless dudes in 90s bands who have probably cum all over these tits…you know when she was a young it girl…I’m thinking at least

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Kate Moss Breast Cancer Awareness Pic of the Day

Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound… The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.

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Winona Ryder “Alleged” Tit Pic of the Day

This one is laughable. I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process…. This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.

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Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell… I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

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Catherine McNeil is a Babe in Numero of the Day

Catherine McNeil is 24, born in 1989, from Australia and I’ve never heard of her….probably because my model knowledge barely exists, I just post pics of their nipples, fashionable hipster bush or bikini and lingerie bodies…knowing that they are all interchangeable…. After a bit of research (wikipedia)….it turns out that she’s a lesbian…..and is engaged to some Australian MTV Dj, that sounds more like they are trying to conceptualize a reality show like Jersey Shore about lipstick lesbians and how they deal with pretending to not want cock because it’s good for building a fan base, while real lesbians, the penis haters who were traumatized by penis at 12, thanks to some uncle, go along with the lie, because they like thinking some of their kind are actual babes… All this to say, I wouldn’t mind letting her eat out my man pussy like it would advance her career….she’s kinda hot…for a lesbian….

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Chinese Remake of Blood Simple Won’t Be That Simple

American remakes of foreign films have become so commonplace that even a statute of limitations barely exists anymore; Le Dîner de Cons — the French film that Dinner for Schmucks was based on — came out in 1998. So by those standards, Zhang Yimou’s Chinese conversion of the Coen Brothers’ Blood Simple — A Woman, A Gun and a Noodle Shop — feels positively warranted. After all, it has been 26 years since the original came out.

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