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Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that… She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with.. Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off.. Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do… I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining. The post Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that… She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with.. Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off.. Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do… I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining. The post Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day

Chloe Sevigny is making a comeback…but I prefer when she makes movies where she makes dudes like Vincent Gallo come in the back of her throat… HERE This is for clothing brand and store Opening Ceremony. It is not as Racy as her bare ass V Magazine shoot where she called out Jennifer Lawrence for the scam that she is…. It is not as interesting as her being the young girl getting AIDS in Kids…not that I’ve seen Kids in the last 20 years, but I remember it being like some kind of scavanger hunt for the H.Pos raver babe who had sex one time with some half retard looking dude with a speech disorder… But this campaign still happened…and I guess she’s still an it girl, OG Hipster girl, in the NYC Fashion scene girl, who is some authentic artist or some shit…despite being 40….and I guess sometimes…that’s enough…hard face girls find Pretty and all… The post Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Browning Ordering Food Naked of the Day

Her name is Emily Browning, she’s some Australian babe, despite still having her trashy Australian accent, something most Australians try to hide, she was in the movie Suckerpunch – a movie that my pervert neighbor insisted we see because the idea of young babe ninjas was something his nerd masturbation was built on – I felt like we were going to get arrested as he squeals “oh yeah baby bend- oh yeah – kick” in a theater filled with 13 year old girls…we didn’t. I don’t know if this clip is part of a movie she’s in…but I am going to assume that it is, you know something real, raw, authentic, maybe even a horror movie and until the lawyers reach out, not that I am crazy enough to host anything these days, we can thank the internet for doing that for us, allowing us to report the legitimacy of this possible post sex marketing stunt leak – that I approve of regardless of what it is…because I like small tits, I like morning nudity, I like hotels, I like girls ordering me breakfast, I like a little bush…I like all of this… I didn’t know I could like so much. I thought I had given up. I guess this gives me hope – even though based on the movie below…it’s safe to say, her getting naked isn’t a thing…but it still happened…

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Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Kissing of the Day

I guess lesbianism is a real problem facing America these days. You know targeting our hormonally fucked up women through pornography that is more erotic than the hetero counterpart – giving them the need to eat or be eaten by each other – since it is cool and fun and experimental – and socially accepted… I mean just yesterday I saw hot lesbians in action – it’s trendy – it’s fashionable…scary, mean lesbians of the past probably still exist, but babes are filling the fucking lesbian stereotype and I dig it – since girls aren’t fucking me anyway, they might as well not be fucking any dudes – but rather other girls.. Anyway – I guess Pretty Little Liars, takes on real life teen issues like it was GLEE…addressing that Lesbian urges with your friends exist.. And I guess it wasn’t as big of a deal as when Ellen came out on TV…but it still happened…between Ashley Benson and her Co-Star Shy Mitchell.. It’d be more exciting if she lesbian kissed like she TANNED …Topless It’d be more exciting if she didn’t fuck a girl in Spring Breakers But it still happened – and I’m reporting it – because my life is pathetic.

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Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell… I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day