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Salma Hayek Lays Gold Eggs of the Day

I don’t think this is actually Salma Hayek laying golden eggs, from what I’d imagine, she’s likely menopausal….and well past her child bearing years…..so maybe this is just her shitting gold…you know because compared to the shanty town, donkey shit made huts her friends she grew up with in Mexico and how they are living, she pretty much does shit gold….so why not share that talent with the fucking world…..It is thanksgiving after all…

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Salma Hayek Lays Gold Eggs of the Day

Rihanna’s New Video of the Day

The song is called “The Wait is Ova”…I like to call it go fuck yourself….we don’t give a fuck that you’re releasing an album and just because you name your song in a way that make us feel like we do, doesn’t mean we do. Good try trickin’ us, you poor daughter of a garbage man piece of shit I hope is getting exploited fucking hard because you don’t deserve a life outside the shanty….

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Rihanna’s New Video of the Day