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Michelle Bombshell Posing With Giant Dick of the Day

These pictures are totally appropriate for a usesless whore who isn’t all that useless cuz she basically is responsible for public humilation of Sandra Bullock, Something so many people before her have wanted to do cuz Sandra Bullock is just one of those celebs people find irritating and hate. I have this thing where I can never hate a girl who poses in pictures with dicks. Sure she’s a trashy Nazi pig who I wouldn’t ever want to fuck…unless I had to cuz I hate this tattooed up pinup girl bullshit…and I couldn’t really care less if she got hit by a bus and was never spoken about again, but that’s not saying much cuz that’s how I feel about my wife even before I married her…so I’m pretty much full of fucking shit.

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Michelle Bombshell Posing With Giant Dick of the Day

Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

There comes a time in every fat chick’s life where she gets recognized and rewarded for her hard eating. I guess that day was yesterday for Jessica Simpson, where she wasn’t just asked to be in the prestigious thanksgiving parade by riding on a float, she was asked to be a fucking float. Now I don’t know if she was their emergency back-up cuz a tire blew out on the Butterball sponsored Float and she just happened to be at head office stocking up on supplies, you know right place right time….making her some hefty Thanksgiving hero…and I’d like to give thanks to her horrible diet on this beautiful hungover friday…

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Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day