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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants… All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

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Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day