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Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some actress from some show called Pretty Little Liars…she is from Canada, which would be more exciting for me if Canada was actual the way Americans interpret it, you know a small village where we all know each other, and get together in our igloos for the yearly seal hunt…that always ends in some beaver pelt trading…maple syrup eating…all set to the sounds of Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Celine Dion…because if that was the case, I would know this girl, and probably have at least one illegitimate kid with her…because Canada also has deadbeat dads…. She’s very fucking lovely…at least in this photoshoot. I’m not sure where it is fun, but I’m a fan…

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Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

More Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

There is a water company…that has been putting out weird publicity stunt marketing material that is hardly publicity stunt shit but more just girls posing with their water…but not just any girls…actual hookers…sure not the traditional standing on the side of the road hookers…but hookers nonetheless who get naked on for low level media…like Playboy who will pay anyone to get naked…and in their twisted minds…this is just commercial modelling to add to their portfolio of low quality “we need naked bitches” work…and it is cheesy, boring, uninteresting…even for a water ad..but it’s sure as hell better than Jennifer Aniston for Smart water…. Here are the hookers and their hooker water. Their names…Masha Lund and Emma Hernan….

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More Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day