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Adriana Cernanova is a Babe on the Beach for Elle Czech of the Day

Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time….. Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit. You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home… Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend. Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe…. Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.

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Britney Spears Shitty Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape of the Day

It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams. I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips…. But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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Britney Spears Shitty Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape of the Day