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Emily DiDonato’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

According to this latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser ,  Emily DiDonato is going to take us to “a field of dreams” in this video. And I’ve gotta admit, watching Emily roll around topless in some field is pretty close to my actual dreams. There’s only a couple key differences: 1) Emily’s usually joined by a few other SI supermodels, and 2) the whole thing never lasts even close to a 1 minute 44, like it does in this video. We’re talking maybe 30, 45 seconds max. » view all 11 photos

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Emily DiDonato’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Suffocating

Here’s classy piece of ass Elizabeth Hurley at some party over the weekend with her amazing MILF breasts stuffed so tightly into her dress that the poor things must be suffocating. I can’t believe this kind of abuse is still going on, it’s almost 2011 for Christ’s sake! Someone should organize a telethon or a protest or one of those annoying Facebook status update things so that this kind of thing never happens again. It’s a good thing I know mouth to mouth. Pucker up girls.