People are always anxious about what the future will bring, but after seeing this video from internet crap-mongers Everything is Terrible! , we now know the future’s going to be just as stupid as the present. Fast-forward to 1 minute, 11 seconds in for the good part: (Future-boobs courtesy of Cheryl Clifford in the VHS-era turdfest Absolute Aggression (1996).) Skincidentally, “hacking the mainframe” is now our new favorite term for a flesh session. That got us thinking- even in a dystopian future society, where gas is worth its weight in gold and evil corporations control our every thought and action via microchips in our brains, there MUST still be mammage, right? If not, why bother wearing that tinfoil helmet? More after the jump!
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We Have Seen the Future, and It Is Full of Boobs [VIDEO, PICS]
