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Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

This is what I all Selena Gomez getting paid by the producers of Transformers to pretend to be a Shia LeBeouf fan to penetrate a new market of 14 year olds to make their shitty movie succeed….assuming the 14 year olds haven’t all blacklisted her for taking the virginity of their savior Justin Beaver, even though that too is all marketing to divert from the fact that Justin Beaver’s ass belongs to Usher Raymond….both literally and figuratively…..leaving Gomez with nothing but a bunch of adult perverts into chipmunk looking 18 year old sex offenders….maybe that’s what Transformers marketing is trying to do…reach adult perverts….it all makes sense now…. The highlight of the video….her retard looking friend as she adjusts her tits….unless of course you love groupie teens acting like groupie teens cuz you always wanted a groupie teen of your own…but apparently being unemployed and living at your moms doesn’t get you the kind of respect or fame you feel i should…

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Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

This is what I all Selena Gomez getting paid by the producers of Transformers to pretend to be a Shia LeBeouf fan to penetrate a new market of 14 year olds to make their shitty movie succeed….assuming the 14 year olds haven’t all blacklisted her for taking the virginity of their savior Justin Beaver, even though that too is all marketing to divert from the fact that Justin Beaver’s ass belongs to Usher Raymond….both literally and figuratively…..leaving Gomez with nothing but a bunch of adult perverts into chipmunk looking 18 year old sex offenders….maybe that’s what Transformers marketing is trying to do…reach adult perverts….it all makes sense now…. The highlight of the video….her retard looking friend as she adjusts her tits….unless of course you love groupie teens acting like groupie teens cuz you always wanted a groupie teen of your own…but apparently being unemployed and living at your moms doesn’t get you the kind of respect or fame you feel i should…

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Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants…. See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion…. Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig. Thanks for using twitter for giving a glimpse into your life…

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Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day