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Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day

Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh… Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene… Her three reasons she was fed….are: 1- She’s used it her whole life? I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES. 2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one… I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value… Bullshit… 3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun? Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit… Ads would be far more interesting if she said: My three reasons for doing this are: 1- They offered me lots of money and I like money. 2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money. 3- Money is fun…. Money. TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a> The post Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kesler Tran’s Got a New Nude Girl of the Day

Kesler Tran is one of the LA based photographers who I apprecaite. He does pretty solid nudes, with a certain level of production value, that are hot and classy and interesting to look at….which is what I look for in nudes… You see, I am so desensitized to porn, vulgar, graphic, grimy, low quality shit..and I am so bored of nude pics, even though I love seeing people nude, ideally people I know…that when nice images happen, I notice for a few seconds, which is more than I spend on most things, as instagram and Tumblr and blogs just throw this shit down our throats everyday all day…so to even notice nudes like this…means something…not much but something…. I don’t know the model’s name. The post Kesler Tran’s Got a New Nude Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day

I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from. I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face… Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level… But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t… So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me… She’s so disgusting – it’s hot…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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