Attention, Scott Disick: stop doing such a dynamite impression of James Dean and focus on your family life. It’s clearly falling apart. The latest issue of In Touch Weekly reports that Scott has called off the wedding – which will reportedly conclude this season of Kourtney’s realty show – and that he’s now engaged in a battle over custody of little Mason. Based on the way Scott’s tiny head is staring in the vicinity of his near-wife and child, is there any doubt this story is true?!? You can pay $2.99 to purchase this tabloid and learn why Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger broke up. Or you can read about it for free on THG .
Jersey Shore is headed to Italy to film Season Four this spring, but not before an epic finale this evening. Or at least one that will tie up some loose ends. Co-creator and executive producer SallyAnn Salsano spoke to EW about tonight’s season-ender, the coming international edition, TWO spinoffs and more. There’s certainly a lot to discuss, to let’s get to the excerpts below: On Ronnie and Sammi’s epic fight : “I spent more time with Ronnie crying than I know what to do with. I genuinely love these kids and I get attached.” “As it’s all going down, it’s as real as it gets.” On editing the show : “You guys see seven minutes of [fighting] a week, I’m seeing 14 hours. Once you say something out loud you’re on the hook for it.” “It’s not so much advising them as sometimes throwing it out there as a question during the interviews: “How did this go down? How do you think I see it?” “And sometimes by them talking it out, then it becomes real. Their feelings for each other are so strong that it sometimes overrides right and wrong.” On Sammi leaving, then coming back : “She needed space, she needed to get away. At the time she really didn’t know if she was going to be back.” On Deena’s return : “All signs point to Deena to coming back. The intent was for her to get along with everyone.” Beyond that, “we’re happy with our cast.” On the grossness of this season : “It’s what they’re like. They waited days to call Danny to fix the toilet. I wouldn’t wait that long, but it’s not my house.” On going to Italy : “I think it’s going to be fun. Just getting them there will be entertaining to watch. I have fun watching them go to a store in America.” “I think there everything will be fun. Communication will be funny. It’s a culture that they’re interested in, and it’s probably different than they think.” On Pauly D’s spinoff : “That was so much fun. I never laughed so hard in my life. Both [the Jersey Shore spin-offs] feel very different from Jersey Shore.” “It’s funny to see them in their own world. It’s Pauly in the clubs and his home-life with his best friends, his posse. His head of security, his manager.” On the Snooki and JWoww spinoff : “That’s another one we were in stitches the whole time. I always call it Snooki and JWoww Save the World.” “It’s just letting them loose in the universe. JWoww wants to move out, Snooki has to get out from her parent’s wing, so they move in together.” “It’s real. They’re really buying a house. This is all new to Snooki – buying toilet paper, and paying a bill – things that seem normal to you and I.” On tonight’s season three finale : “Everything you thought about every person comes true. You see everybody’s true colors in a good and bad way.” “You’ll see some resolution. Normally, the last episode is just getting out of the house and saying goodbye. But this episode ties up some loose ends.”
Tiger Woods and his new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston go way back. As in they’ve known each other for like 15 years. She’s 22. It’s a little weird. Alyse Lahti Johntson’s stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Fla., and is an executive with AIG, the agency that represents Tiges. The golf great’s GF drew him crayon drawings before his tournaments to wish him luck when she was just seven years old, sources tell Us . Let that strange imagery sink in and the inappropriate jokes commence. “They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger,” a pal told the celeb gossip rag. “But Alyse never said she was interested in him!” Really? Get outta town. Maybe ’cause her age was one digit at the time? Anyway, that was then. This is now, as they pair began dating after seeing each other at a New Year’s function thrown by her stepfather. “Tiger Woods has been my next door neighbor for 15 years and Alyse has known him all her life,” Alistair Johnston told the UK’s Sun . “They are part of the same crowd that are the same age and go to the gym and out to dinner together. Do they spend time together? Yes.” It has emerged that Alyse, a keen young golfer considering an LPGA tour career, was re-introduced to the superstar golfer by her coach. A former classmate of Alyse’s says: “She sent a BBM to a mutual friend of ours saying she didn’t consider herself Tiger’s girlfriend.” “They were just having a good time hooking up’. “She is a really nice girl, smart and super friendly. And she’s also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun,” the friend added. That she does. Sometimes too much, just like Tiges. Alyse told police she ‘wanted to die’ after she was busted for DUI last October. According to an Orlando Police Department report, the blonde beauty’s vehicle rear-ended a truck causing it to flip on Florida’s I-4. Officers say the petite blonde emerged from her car with severely bloodshot eyes and proceeded to slur her words and stumble. Bizarrely, she claimed she hadn’t eaten anything apart from an apple for two days, and had only slept for 45 minutes in four days. She later told officers she had drunk two ‘tiny’ glasses of wine six hours before, but the report contains this hilarious footnote: An officer asked her to rate her sobriety on a scale of 0-10, with 0 being sober and 10 being impaired. She replied: “f*%king 10.” She’s a handful, it sounds like.
