Here’s British pop star Tulisa Contostavlos arriving at some place called the Rose Club. I used to have Tulisa on the site a lot, because she used to be hot. But I don’t know what happened. I’m going to have to go through old posts to find out where things went wrong, but I’m pretty sure the downward spiral started when Tulisa stopped showing up in bikinis all the time. Now those were the days… » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
Last time I had British pop star Tulisa Contostavlos on the site, I said it was about time she took another beach vacation, but I think she misread that. Because this definitely isn’t what I meant. I wanted to see Tulisa in a bikini again, not fully cooked after-the-fact. Anyway, since I’m sure that’s gotta be painful though, I’d be more than happy to rub some aloe on Tulisa at regular intervals. Call me. From the looks of it, we’d better get started right away. Photos: PacificCoastNews
If you had the chance to see a pretty great blowjob given by chubby, try hard, barely a popstar, X-Factor judge who is on her quest to get famous in America via the tried tested and true Bikini Pics/Sex Tape Way…..it turns out the video was legit. So I hope you downloaded your copy, cuz it is being erased from the internet. You see in every bottom feeding celebrity hustle to the top, there are leaked pics and videos, some are left out there to linger, others are taken down within 5 minutes like they never happened…. This Tulisa shit, was down faster than you could say her long, drawn out, greek anal loving name….so I know her fat titty and cock tip licking while hand jobbing hustle was her…. I just didn’t want to say it, cuz these no names are the fast ones to sue, that’s the same reason I won’t host her shit, but I’ll watch it whenever I need to be reminded of her real skill set, I love just who suck dick on camera and who refers to sucking dick like a little whore on camera as “an intimate moment” in 2008. Watching a bitch justify slutting out with “Long Term Relationships” and “knowing a dude a long time”….is amazing…cuz she’s still a fucking whore I saw suck dick…. That’s all I gotta say about that.
I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s…. This is what she had to say: Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you. British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad…. Pics via PacificCoastNews