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Jessica-Jane Clement In Her Hot Pants

I have got to be head over heels in love with this Jessica-Jane Clement hottie, why else would I post pictures of her fully dressed? Here she is looking as sexy as ever in her tight top and even tighter latex or rubber pants. I don’t know what those things are made of, but they’re awesome. I’d like to see her in the full body version. Is the guy in the turtleneck and gold chains her date? Am I seeing that right? That’s a strike against her. She can make it up to me by sending me some love on Twitter .

Britney Spears Hides Her Sweater Mounds

Apparently Britney Spears is still on tour, I guess someone out there still wants to watch her stand around lip-syncing to crappy hits, but it doesn’t look like it’s agreeing with her hotness. To be fair, I don’t think she’s been considered hot for quite some time now -the whole ‘Shave your head and attack a car with an umbrella’ incident kinda ruined her image- and this turtleneck and dumpy skirt combination certainly isn’t helping. Better luck next time.

Katharine McPhee Ruins A See Through Moment

I think I’m beginning to see why Katharine McPhee’s career is wasting away, it has nothing to do with her talent, it has to do with poor decisions like getting a “Mommy” haircut and deciding to wear a bra this morning. She’s an attractive bird, she should be out there braless partying with a celebrity blogger, not locked up in her evil brassiere and piano teacher turtleneck

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures from her Blog of the Day

I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot… So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….

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Teenage Pimps and Teenage Whores Video of the Day

I was 16 in a white suburban American town and despite rumors of suburban girls in the 80s being sluts, I will tell you they were also racists and being the only Mexican out there, I wasn’t getting any pussy, even the albino bitch took work to get a hand job from and she was missing a fucking finger, so the idea of girls putting out wasn’t even in my fucking mind, it was seriously impossible, like a fucking myth that would only come true when I was a little older and I met a few easy unattractive sluts who didn’t got to my school and weren’t shy to take off the turtleneck sweater but paying for the shit with girls our age just wasn’t a fucking option…. Unfortunately, my dreams of teenage whores came crashing the fuck down halfway through the video, when I saw what the actual whores looked like, but the concept was hot in theory….I guesss….when they are bitches you wouldn’t want to fuck for free it takes away the allure… But on a side note, the older white dude who got the cute one’s virginity for 50 bucks got a seriously good deal

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