Tag Archives: under-the-words

Kate Upton Classes Up The Big Cleavage

I wouldn’t normally think that pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton fully dressed would be all that hot, especially after the GQ topless pictures came out yesterday, but I’m actually liking these shots. It’s a nice change of pace, she’s still gorgeous, she looks like the kind of girl you could bring to church if people still went to church. Instead I’d like to take her for some beers on a patio on a sunny and preferably windy Sunday afternoon. My treat, but there’s an eight drink minimum so… Drink up.

Deena Nicole Cortese’s Gross Bikini Pictures

If you look up the word sloppy in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d find. Here’s The Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese showing off her loose bikini body at the beach. Look, I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of thing, normally at a run down bar around 3am, but it doesn’t really belong on this site. Too late I guess. You’d probably also see these pictures under the words muffin top, slapper, skeezer and ughhh. Enjoy.