Mars will pull double duty as host and musical guest on this weekend’s ‘SNL,’ and, yes, he’s sort of freaked out by that fact. By James Montgomery Bruno Mars Photo: MTV News
‘Now I know: Don’t dance in the street,’ she tells MTV News of her June arrest. By Christina Garibaldi Deena Nicole is arrested on “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV
‘Who wants to be six months pregnant and hearing grenades walking in at 4 in the morning?’ JWoww tells MTV News. By Christina Garibaldi JWoww, Sammi “Sweetheart” and Deena Nicole Photo: MTV News
Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese won’t face criminal charges for disorderly conduct following her arrest for acting like a drunk jackass in the middle of the day last month, however the hot mess will be forced to pay a fine . For failing to use the sidewalk. Deena was briefly jailed in Seaside Heights, N.J., for dancing in the streets and “slapping cars” … seriously. Her parents sprung her later that day. A disorderly conduct charge was dropped today in court, but Deena must pay a fine after pleading guilty to what is known as a “Title 39” instead. That would be failure to use the sidewalk and instead walking in the middle of the street, which is technically a crime but hardly ever enforced. She apologized for “causing any trouble,” paid $139 and was let go, free to help Snooki push beer in a stroller until her guidette heart’s content.
I wouldn’t normally think that pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton fully dressed would be all that hot, especially after the GQ topless pictures came out yesterday, but I’m actually liking these shots. It’s a nice change of pace, she’s still gorgeous, she looks like the kind of girl you could bring to church if people still went to church. Instead I’d like to take her for some beers on a patio on a sunny and preferably windy Sunday afternoon. My treat, but there’s an eight drink minimum so… Drink up.
If you look up the word sloppy in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d find. Here’s The Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese showing off her loose bikini body at the beach. Look, I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of thing, normally at a run down bar around 3am, but it doesn’t really belong on this site. Too late I guess. You’d probably also see these pictures under the words muffin top, slapper, skeezer and ughhh. Enjoy.
Carrie Underwood, the beautiful pride of Checotah, Okla., and one of the most successful American Idol contestants in history, hits the age of 29 today. Her four studio albums have sold more than 15 million copies in the U.S., already placing Underwood among country’s all-time greats before the age of 30. The natural beauty is the first-ever female artist to win back-to-back Academy of Country Music (ACM) Awards for Entertainer of the Year (2009-2010). Carrie is married to NHL player Mike Fisher. One lucky guy. Happy birthday, Carrie! Also celebrating birthdays on this lovely 10th of March: Olivia Wilde (28), Robin Thicke (35), Jon Hamm (41), Timbaland (41), Sharon Stone (54), and Chuck Norris (72).
Only 19 percent of respondents in THG’s poll (below) feel that pregnant Snooki , who finally confirmed that she is with child this week, will be a good mom. Deena Nicole Cortese would count herself among that minority. “I was surprised, because that’s my little Meatball!” said her Jersey Shore co-star and BFF to Andy Cohen on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. But she’s thrilled for Snook – and optimistic. Deena Cortese on Watch What Happens Live “She’s very genuine, she’s very good-hearted, I can actually see her as a mother figure … crazy, I know, but she’s going to be a good mom!” We’ll have to wait and see, but here’s hoping. As for whether Deena herself has tapped that pregnant ass (remember their epic makeout session )? “I didn’t do sex … we cuddled,” said Deena, who admitted she doesn’t even know why she’s the only person on Planet Earth who says “do sex.” Will Snooki be a good mother?
THG’s Jersey Shore recap , while thorough, does not do justice to Snooki. On last night’s special episode, she went on a bender so magnificent that she got lost and couldn’t find the beach FROM THE BOARDWALK, then when she did make it down, proceeded to eat sand. Then she dropped F-bombs on the cops. “Get the f**k off me,” pleaded Snooki , as JWoww and Deena Nicole cringed. “I’m a f**king good person!” A drunk, hilarious mess of a person, anyway: Snooki Wasted on Jersey Shore!