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Jersey Shore Recap: Ready to Ruuuumble!

DING! DING! DING! The gloves came off on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation this week — but not between Ronnie Jen Harley for a change. Instead, some loser/jerk/douchebag at a club insulted Deena, which brought the cast together in retribution against this loser/jerk/douchebag . Where did things go from where? How ugly and/or violent did it get? And do we have an update on Jen and Ronnie??? Scroll down to find out! 1. Keeping Things Chill Deena Cortese was pregnant and back in town early in this episode. As a result, the ladies decided to do a low-key, “classy” wine night. What could go wrong from there, right? 2. No, He Didn’t Mean Phat Together, they drank, they ate “17 pounds of cheese. And they laughed. And they had a fun time overall. However, on their way out of the restaurant, some dude in white linen pants slammed as Deena fat. 3. Take It Away, JWOWW! “Oh, hell no!” Jenni told the camera. “You can come after me all day, but the moment you talk about my friends, game over. I will annihilate you.” 4. What the Eff is Wrong with You?!? JWOWW then charged at the dude and asked him: “Were you just making fun of a pregnant girl?!” Without missing a beat, he replied, “I was. I did. I called her fat.” 5. And Then It… Was… On! BOOM! “You’re a piece of shit! You’re a f-cking bitch, bro!” she yelled in the loser’s face. White Linen Pants Man called Jenni a bitch and suggested she should go party with him. 6. Wanna Get Whooped?!? “You wanna get whooped by a f-ckin bitch?! This is what’s wrong with America. Piece of shits like you going after pregnant girls,” Jenni added before the girls managed to pull her away. “He’s lucky that I’m full of brie and have Louboutins on.” HA! View Slideshow

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Cyborg Taylor Swift Battles Herself In Heart-Racing ‘…Ready For It?’ Video

Taylor Swift’s new music ‘…Ready For It?’ music video has it all: lightning, snake references, a white horse. How many easter eggs can you spot before ‘Reputation’ drops November 10?

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Jersey Shore Bride: Deena Cortese Is Married

‘Jersey Shore’ alum Deena Cortese is married!

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Nikki Ferrell Breaks Down on Couples Therapy: JUST PICK ME!!

The Bachelor stars and embattled lovers Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell have a breakdown, but later a breakthrough, on Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 4 . Watch her get emotional in this talk with Dr. Jenn Berman as she finally admits why she has her guard up, and what’s been hanging over her head for months … Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 4 Clip – Nikki Has a Breakthrough If you watched The Bachelor, you have to kinda sorta feel bad for Nikki Ferrell, even though she is far from perfect and dating Juan Pablo by choice. Watching him give her the final rose, but no engagement ring or even the words “I love you,” rubbed many viewers the wrong way earlier this year. Equally bizarre? Her willingness to defend him and even emulate her boyfriend’s bitterness toward the reality show they signed up for in the first place. Clearly, the pediatric nurse from Kansas City isn’t truly happy with the way things are going with El Bachelor, and Dr. Jenn finally got that out of her. We’ve seen her struggle all season on Couples Therapy , as Nikki got into it with Dr. Jenn just last week and basically refused to open up about things. Well, Nikki has a major breakthrough during group therapy this evening. Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 4 Clip – Everyone Hates Nikki! It’s like it hits her all at once, and like a train. Ferrell still feels like she needs to be picked, even though Juan Pablo already picked her. There’s the rub. Dr. Jenn helps Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell come to this realization, which they say helped save their romance (seriously). But it didn’t come easily. In another clip from tonight’s episode (above), Nikki explains her issues with the cameras, getting on the nerves of the HIV positive Dick Donato . Deena Cortese‘s reaction sums up what everyone is thinking in regard to this girl … why sign up to go on a reality show if you don’t want cameras on you?! You can watch Couples Therapy online to see it go down tonight. Should be very interesting for both Dick and Nikki, as well as the rest of the cast. Meanwhile, here are some pics of Juan and Nikki’s relationship so far: Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photos: True Love? 1. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Kiss Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell kiss in a cute photo.

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Snooki’s ‘Awkward’ Baby Shower Was ‘Perfect,’ Deena Says

‘She felt really left out,’ Deena tells MTV News of planning Snooki’s party behind her back on ‘Jersey Shore.’ By Christina Garibaldi Deena Cortese Photo: MTV News

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Dan Savage Slams Mario Lopez for Chick-Fil-A Craving

As if Mario Lopez won’t be suffering enough this fall by standing alongside Khloe Kardashian on The X Factor stage, the TV personality can’t even crave a chicken sandwich these days without receiving flak! The Extra host has found himself at the center of controversy do the following, recently-sent Tweet: Why does it seem like I always crave Chick-Fil-A on Sundays?? #Frustrating. In response, gay right advocate Dan Savage lashed out at the man who made A.C. Slater and colorful tanktops famous on Saved by the Bell . Tweeted the columnist to Lopez: “Because you’re a thoughtless jerk who just alienated the gay men you expected to buy your new line of crapper manpanties?” Burn, yo! The contentious issue of gay marriage and Chick-Fil-A’s unexpected role in the topic clearly isn’t going away any time soon. But, as Aziz Ansari asks , would anyone even care if the fast food chain made less delicious food?

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Jersey Shore Recap: Deena Cortese is a Meatball Day Moron

We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow. As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer’s most notable highlights from Seaside – her drunken daytime arrest. Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations? Let’s recap Jersey Shore , THG style, and find out! First things first, and we pick up after last week’s brawl at Bamboo , where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews. JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she’s sure he didn’t know it was her. His response? “I recognized you the entire time.” Gotta love a man who’s honest at least! Plus 10 . A little less funny? JWoww has a FRACTURE in her foot and needed to see a bone specialist to decide whether or not she’d need a cast or boot. Idiots fighting. Minus 90 . On the plus side? Sympathy drinks! Plus 15 . Fun fact: Snooki is 4’8″ … 4’8″! Plus 48 . The guys felt that JWoww was milking her injury and being a lil’ overdramatic, but she had a note to prove it, and could kick their asses anyway, so Plus 12 . They insist that a man’s fight is a man’s fight. Okay dudes. Minus 10 . Snooki sighting at Karma! Pregnancy schmegnancy! Plus 10 . Uncle Nino sighting at Karma! Even less expected! Plus 20 . “The uncle that, like, you don’t wanna leave your kids around.” – Vin. Plus 5 . Snooki confesses that she’d really, really like a drink and that she would consider idea of dancing on tables again at some point in the near future. By all means. Mike started getting annoyed by drunk people at the club. Amazing how that happens when you are no longer one of the annoying drunk people at the club. “It’s, you know, very hard to deal with drunk people when I’m extremely sober. People annoy me after, like, a second.” – Mike. Plus 20 . Fortunately, his “ride or die chick” Paula came by at 5 a.m. to “calm him down.” Ah, the wonders of hand and oral relief. Wife her up, Sitch. Wife her up. Plus 50 . On to the best part. The next day, Deena continued to hold “meatball auditions” but no one was able to hang. She’s just in a drunken league of her own. Minus 25 . Soon enough? She’s BAWLING because she misses Snook. Minus 25 . Danny can’t calm her down. Sam and Ron find her out on the town, speaking “Baby Lorenzo language.” This is going to end badly, it’s quite obvious. Minus 25 . And dancing with total strangers at a bar and falling over. Minus 25 . Probably for the good of the community and the meatball herself, the police arrested Deena Nicole Cortese for dancing in the streets and blocking traffic. She got off with a citation, fine and warning. Well done D! Plus 30 . EPISODE TOTAL: EVEN! SEASON TOTAL: +180! Jersey Shore …   Entertaining / Hilarious Disgraceful / Stupid View Poll »

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Jersey Shore Season 6 to Premiere October 4

Jersey Shore Season 6 will kick off Thursday, October 4, with a second season of popular spinoff Snooki and JWoww also reportedly picked up by MTV. It’s hard to believe this will be the sixth season of debauchery from the ensemble that first graced our TV screens in early 2010. Brings a tear to your eye. So much has changed since the early days, most notably Jionni LaValle getting Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober following a trip to rehab. What can we expect in Jersey Shore Season 6? Snooki, as we know, is expecting her first child and reportedly living in her own pad next door to the familiar cesspool, while Mike no longer drinks . Right there, they’ve reduced the number of peeps boozing by a quarter and the overall drama in the house by even more. Will it still be awesome TV? With most of the cast in relationships, there may also be less hooking up. On the flip side, JWoww and Roger may start fights if they don’t get smush room dibs. One crazy episode we will get to see is Deena Cortese getting arrested in the middle of the day for her drunken disorderliness. Good times. Pauly and Vinny will no doubt take their burgeoning platonic man-love to new heights, new catchphrases will be created, and the Shore Store will be staffed by rich slackers. What do you think? Will you watch Jersey Shore Season 6?

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Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Classes Up The Big Cleavage

I wouldn’t normally think that pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton fully dressed would be all that hot, especially after the GQ topless pictures came out yesterday, but I’m actually liking these shots. It’s a nice change of pace, she’s still gorgeous, she looks like the kind of girl you could bring to church if people still went to church. Instead I’d like to take her for some beers on a patio on a sunny and preferably windy Sunday afternoon. My treat, but there’s an eight drink minimum so… Drink up.