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Kim Kardashian to Accompany Kanye West on Tour

Kim Kardashian is going on tour. But have no worries: she won’t be performing ” Jam (Turn It Up) ” for any audience members. E! News confirms that the reality star will accompany her baby daddy on the recently-announced Kanye West fall tour , which kicks off on October 19 in Seattle and which will cover 23 cities in seven weeks. Kanye West Tour Announcement ” Kim is definitely coming to at least several of Kanye’s tour dates,” an insider says. “And she’s going to bring Nori. She’s really looking forward to it.” The source is quick to add, however, that Kardashian and three-month old North West will “not be touring with [Kanye] full time.” “That would be too much for her and the baby. Also, she’s most likely going to be filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians and will have to be in L.A. for a certain amount of time during that period.” The Yeezus tour will mark West’s first solo series of concerts in five years. Kendrick Lamar will open for Kanye, with the shows expected to combine “state-of-the-art staging, production, and lighting design with his unmatched aesthetic, visionary creative mind, and an increasingly impressive catalogue of hits spanning his decade-long career.” And boobs. Now that Kim Kardashian is going along for the ride, there will definitely be boobs.

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Britney Spears: Our Beloved Trailer Park Bride

We’ve concluded the April Fools portion of our news day. The headline above is not meant to be taken seriously. Britney Spears did not get married in a trailer park yesterday … she’s just walking around looking like that. Shopping on Rodeo Drive, she looked as if she just did a rodeo of sorts in the sack, grabbed some dude’s glasses off the bedside table and made a break for it. Even her hot mess hair screams walk of shame. No more than the fact that she forgot two thirds of her outfit, of course. But hey, that’s Britney Spears for you. How else do you explain this unmatched fashion glory … WHAT A MESS : Britney Spears as only Britney Spears dresses . Maybe she and Jason Trawick had a quickie in the back seat before rollin’ to the McDonald’s drive-thru? Or maybe they eloped at the local courthouse, then consummated the marriage in the back seat, then hit the drive-thru? Oh who are we kidding, Britney Spears pictures like this are one of the biggest reasons we adore her. That would totally make an awesome wedding dress. She should sell the idea to a designer. We’re thinking “Kentwood Princess” for the name.

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