Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a model who is willing to get naked….who has been naked….who is continuously naked for her “craft”…even now that she’s gone onto replace Megan Fox in massive action movies I refuse to see because I am sure they will rape my brain and implant me with brain washing messages that tell me to consume, consume, consume like all those hollywood big budget things. From Lady Gaga music I know all the words to, despite never actually listening to it at my own will…to sudden urges to buy a fucking honda. We live in hell. A hell that isn’t made better when Rosie Huntington-Whitely gets a job modeling but keeps her fucking clothes on. In fact, it makes it worse.
I was just emailed this story, from someone I can only assume is on FHM’s struggling PR team….trying to save the sinking ship…. Apparently, this is Charlie Wesbter and she is the UK’s hottest sports presenter, and she’s gone on to do FHM, possing off her bosses and colleagues in what must be a fucking lie to get attention to a girl I’ve never heard of, and assume you haven’t heard of either…. You see, we live in the internet generation, where everyday girls have cell phones with cameras, and both they and their boyfriends have access to porn. On nights when they aren’t together, but want to be together, they do this thing called sexting…which usually involves girls trying to outdo their guy’s favorite porno scene. Meaning they go hard. I mean I just have a fucking website and I get girls sending me pics of beer bottles in their assholes while covered in cum and squirting….you know recreationally. Making me think that anyone caring about a sexy FHM shoot, that is fully clothed, is all part of the master PR plan that involved and FHM shoot in the first place… INCREASE RATINGS MOTHERFUCKERS…. I mean look ather, I feel like the chance any boss would care about an FHM shoot, especially in the UK where all girls are topless in magazines, are slim to fucking none. Even if this FHM shoot was gaping asshole porn from her summer vacation. No one would care. But I’ll role with it and post the pics because I’m a team player and got nothing better to do … Here’s the video. Safe enough for Youtube. That’s the only upsetting thing in all this. I just can’t believe these magazines still exist…but I’m glad Charlie Webster does. I’d let her read sports pages to my dick with her vagina any day.
