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Ron Jeremy Hospitalized for Heart Aneurysm, In Critical Condition

Ron Jeremy, best known around the world for his nine-inch penis, has been hospitalized for a major problem near another body part. Mike Esterman, the porn star’s manager, confirms to TMZ that Jeremy drove himself to Cedars-Sinai yesterday after suffering chest pains. Physicians then examined him and discovered an aneurysm close to his heart. The condition has since grown more dire and the 59-year old will undergo surgery today. The star of thousands of adult films, Jeremy is a Queens native who is capable of autofellatio. We wish him a full recovery.

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Ron Jeremy Hospitalized for Heart Aneurysm, In Critical Condition

Mercedes Super Bowl Ad: Kate Upton! Usher! Willem Dafoe!

The extended version of Mercedes’ 2013 Super Bowl Commercial has been released, and does not lack for star power … starting with Willem Dafoe. As the Dark Lord himself, the actor offers one potential buyer the chance to have a CLA and all that goes with it. Notably walking the red carpet with Kate Upton. Challenging Usher to a dance-off, posing for magazine covers and generally making the girls swoon? Done, done, done. So will he sell his soul for a CLA? Mercedes Super Bowl Ad 2013 (Ft. Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe, Usher) Not bad as Super Bowl commercials go, especially lately. It doesn’t compare to the other Kate Upton Super Bowl ad for Mercedes, but really, what does.

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Mercedes Super Bowl Ad: Kate Upton! Usher! Willem Dafoe!