Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike. The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC’s latest nuclear gut-bomb. Enter YouTube foodie Daym Drops: Daym Drops: Little Caesars Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Review Daym scored a $12 large ‘za (You can’t argue with that price.) and proceeded to offer some amazing insights as he dogged a few slices in the front seat of his car. “I was gonna hit the crust first, but I wanna build up the anticipation so we all know it is together,” Daym announces before proceeding to “beat up the pizza.” “This bacon is crispy!” Daym proclaims when he finally gets to the heralded crust. “Little Caesar’s has OB’ed my situation.” (A caption explains that OB = “over-baconed.”) “They’ve actually taken pieces of the regular strips of bacon and sprinkled it all over the pizza, playa!” Daym advises us to get “the 11 am pizza when they first open the door” to guarantee maximum freshness, but something about eating a pizza wrapped in bacon before noon makes us throw up in our mouths a little. Needless to say, Daym thoroughly enjoyed the now-famous BWCDD. If we had to pick a pull-quote from his review, we’d go with, “Bacon on top of bacon, and the bacon is not fakin’.” However, his joy is probably best reflected in the scene where he closes his eyes and chews orgasmically while seductive smooth jazz plays in the background. Yeah, Daym really enjoyed the pizza. And now we kinda want one. Damn you, Daym. 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items 1. Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger View Photo Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer. 2. Ramen Burger View Photo Ramen is noodles. A burger is anything but noodles. It’s unclear how these things go together. 3. Taco Bell Waffle Taco View Photo Yes, this will soon be a real thing. The Taco Bell Waffle Taco is coming to a restaurant near you. 4. Watermelon Oreos View Photo Watermelon Oreos are actually a thing! Get ’em while supplies last! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe View Photo Yes, a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe is a real thing. Go ahead and eat it… and then book a trip to the hospital. 6. Mountain Dew Cheetos View Photo In the mood for soda AND a snack? Why keep them separate?!? Down some Mountain Dew Cheetos today! 7. Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos View Photo Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are being sold in Japan. If they ever hit stores in the U.S., we may need to move to Canada. 8. Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans View Photo Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans are here! Jelly Belly has actually released these. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. McDonald’s Hamburger View Photo The McDonald’s hamburger could be worse, we suppose … but it still looks like this when it arrives on your plate, so that’s on you. 10. Domino’s Breaded Chicken Pizza View Photo Domino’s is launching its first new product since 2012: breaded chicken crust pizza, in four oddly delicious looking varieties. 11. Guy Eats 100 Peeps in 2 Minutes View Video Think it’s impossible to eat 100 Peeps in 2 minutes? Think again, people. Think again! 12. Vegetable Ice Cream View Photo Häagen-Dazs has come out with vegetable ice cream. We have absolutely no idea why. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger View Photo This is a photo of a Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger. It is actually offered as a meal at a restaurant in California. 14. Double Down Hot Dog View Photo Yes, this now exists. KFC has come out with something called the Double Down Hot Dog. It will probably kill you. 15. Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish View Photo Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish is an actual pizza for sale at Little Caesars. Take note of all the bacon at play here. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Little Caesars Bacon-Wrapped Pizza: Hilarious YouTube Review Will Help You Laugh Off the Calories!
