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Helena Christensen for Marie Claire of the Day

Helena Christensen is probably the best thing to ever be exported from Denmark…she’s 46 years old, and I hate when these tabloids put focus on a girl’s age, like “Lindsay Lohan, 27, still alive”….or “Goldie Hawn, 90, still alive”….or “Kate Upton 350 pounds, still considered a model”…because as an old dried up pile of obese impacted shit, I don’t think age really has anything to do with anything, and when you’re a model in the 80s, you have a certain level of genetic disposition of tall and skinny, that carries you nicely into your 50s, as long as you don’t do too much cock, tanning, botox….but I guess as 46, an age I normally consider “better off dead”…at least based on the moms I see at Walmart…she’s pretty fucking substantial…and it’s probably largely in part to her tits…. So, I guess, Victoria’s Secret picked out a good one yet again….but if you’ve seen Wicked Games music video, because you’re 40 also, you already know that.

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Helena Christensen for Marie Claire of the Day

Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Ali Michael is one of these 24 year old, American Made, Texan born, fashion models who has been modeling since she was 15, and who probably lives in New York now…. When she was 18, she had a scandal because she was too fat to model, weighting 106 pounds at 5 foot 9…you know a real Kate Upton…. Anyway, she’s pretty much an it-girl, she’s done a bunch of campaigns, most importantly – SHOWING PIERCED NIPPLES IN GLAMOUR FRANCE ….and SHOWING NON PIERCED NIPPLES FOR TERRY ….and now this Marc Jacobs, 50 Shades of Grey Inspired accessory line, because Bondage existed before 50 Shades of Grey, and everyone has a boner for the up and coming 50 Shades of Grey movie, and by everyone I mean bored housewives, making sex and S&M more mainstream, making people at the fetish clubs wishful that good looking women will actual show up at their events….because fashion is about jumping on trends, raping them, while raping the sweatshops that make them, the wallets that buy them, and the small town girls with a dream who model for them…. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day