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Alyson Stoner Slutty of the Day

This picture is weird – but I am confident you can jerk off to it.. I figure your storyline will be that this is her O-Face and by O-Face I mean half asleep, possibly medicated, maybe on some ambien face….that you are either about to take advantage of or that she’s allowing you to take advantage of in a #metoo movement kind of “I’ll close my eyes, pretend it didn’t happen, and hopefully secure this acting job”…because she’s Lauren Stoner and needs all the help she gets…even if that help involves playing dead half naked for weirdos to get off to…cuz ultimately the world is porno…a fetish for everyone to get off to….so get off to it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyson Stoner Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Fat Tits of the Day

I don’t know who Ariel Winter’s photographer is, but he looks like some kind of Russian dude who has a kiosk in the Mall and does weird boudoir photos…but unlike the boudoir photographer with a kiosk in the Mall, the fat girls he gets pics of are on TV…and have faces filled with face injections, rather than 50 year old menopausal women going through “the change” and trying to reclaim some sex appeal for their Husbands…. I saw that episode of Roseanne. I know how it is. That’s not to say that he’s better off than those mall photographers and their obese women they get in provocative poses…but I assure you that having Ariel Winter’s fat tits in his book can definitely lock in more fat women with a dream….to be on TV…as fat is accepted…they just never cast fat girls to play fat chicks…but rather skinny girls get put in fat suits since it’s too hard to expect a fat person to try to lose weight for a part…while a skinny person will get fat for a part…because fat people are just fucking lazy and so I am I, so I’ll stop typing now. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter’s Big Fat Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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