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Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

Skiing legend Lindsey Vonn, who didn’t do such a legendary performance at the Olympics this year, letting you all down, except maybe herself because she only did it to lock in 5 year sponsorship deals that will carry her another 3-4 years without having to worry about going to work at the ski hill as the Olympian skier turned coach to rich 12 year olds… She’s gone all hollywood, proven that she’s at some event in some slutty event, looking all trans….in her #timesup pin because she thinks sex assault is bad…unless it’s by a black man named Tiger Woods who I like to think she is best known for…thanks to being the one person to date him after his hooker obsession scandal…that you know got fucked like a hooker…but she can take it. I’m from ski country and these ski girls are sturdy…I think it’s got to do with strong leg muscles.. This dress is interesting – is she a Genie in a bottle, some Disney Princess or just some Miami beach trash heading out to the club….terrible.

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Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

Scarlett Johansson Gets Her Hotness Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet somewhere looking like well, a glamorous movie star. I like it. This is what celebrities are supposed to look like, nobody wants to see them dressed the way the rest of us dress every single day, it makes them seem like normal people. Who wants that? Anyhow, Scarlett is doing her best to give us a nice little peek at her sweet front meat , but her weird dress is blocking all the good parts. Stupid dress. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here