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Jordan Takes Her Tits for a Jog of the Day

If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.

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Megan Fox in her White Dress of the Day

I’d fuck Megan Fox, even knowing that her pussy belongs to the dude from 90120, which I guess is the only thing he owns, now that he hasn’t worked in the last two decades, unless he gets royalties for his life changing work on the show, because it is still being syndicated in third world countries, which I guess makes sense, but is a lot less entertaining than the idea of him not only fucking this bitch but also living off this bitch just to rub in how much your life sucks….you know just to remind you that David from 90210 is fuckin’ better than you, something I’m sure anyone would never want to admit…and once they do, are forced to kill themselves, because you can’t live with yourself knowin’ that….

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Megan Fox in her White Dress of the Day