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Kelly Brook’s Awesome Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook was hired to promote shoe Barber bullshit, cuz Barber culture is making a comeback pretty fucking hard, and not just for Black people, but white people are digging it too….I have no idea why, but I also know that if you’re doing anything, from traveling the globe, to picking up dog shit, to wiping your own ass in a public bathroom cuz you ate bad Indian food, it is always better with a busty as fuck chick by your side….everything is better with big old retarded sized tits….and I guess that’s why bitches like Kelly Brook are able to have lasting careers cuz them tits are all she has to offer….which is more that a lot of girls have to offer….and the fact that she knows her place, knows her role, loves her place, loves her role and the big titty whore cuz it pays….make is all the better…see cuz there are so many great tits out there being under utilized, you know that want to be lawyers or business leaders or to save the whales or some shit….but it takes a real champion to throw aspiration aside and take the easy route by taking off their top…you know show your parents how much you don’t give a fuck about how they tried to raise you to be a decent person…..cuz tits get hits…..and tits make dreams come true…and tits are all that matter….at least in Kelly Brook’s case….

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Erin Andrews Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters….. I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once… Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds. TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK AND TO SEE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Calvin and Hobbes: Mars, here we come,,,,,Wait…

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The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons

Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products.

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Jordan Takes Her Tits for a Jog of the Day

If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.

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