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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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DrunkenStepfather.com Went to the AVNs of the Day

6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back…. Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo… The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend.. I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made… So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV … If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson… IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra Performing of the Day

Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act. I understand that she’s got an amazing body, probably because she needs to have an amazing body, she’s Carmen Electra and that’s all she has going for her…I also understand that she decided to ride into menopause instead of having kids that would destroy her body…I also understand that old girls can come along every once in a while and look great, no matter how many weird things they have inserted in their vaginas…or how well travelled those labias are… But there is always a tipping point, when the stripper in the stripclub reaches day shift…because night shift is for the young ones… I am not hating, I just don’t get it. I mean I am sure this will be a great hit in the retirement community she lives in….or for a halloween act…dinner party- pull out granny’s old bag of tricks…but as a serious project, it’s pretty embarrassing… But I’m sure her 40 year old fans, who have been with her since 1992 are loving every second of this, since she looks a lot better than their wives… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

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Erin Andrews Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters….. I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once… Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds. TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK AND TO SEE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos Bikini for the Giants of the DAy

So Maria Menounos lost a bet on purpose for he Super Bowl hoping for ratings and notoriety beyond being the hot Greek who loves anal who is always in her bikini showing off her rocking body and probably her VIRGIN PUSSY THANKS TO THE ANAL in a bikini…. The loss meant she had to get into her bikini on National TV….which would be a bigger deal if more than 4 people watched Extra….proving yet again that just cuz it is on a network, doesn’t mean it’s worth shit…and it’s hardly a loss because Menounos loves shoing off her fucking body… What happened to real bets where losing actually meant humiliating yourself, or more importantly getting gang banged by the entire football team….or anything that made bitch feel like an actual loser…and not a quick ratings grab and why the fuck am I complaining…she looks fucking awesome….

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J.Woww’s Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

Thank god for Implants…at least I know J.Woww does….because without them, she’d be a nobody…a nothing…she would have never been hired as a bar tender and would never made it onto Jersey Shore to play off the troll with a big ridiculous personality while giving guys something to kinda want to fuck strictly based on comparison alone… Here she is showing off some ridiculous cleavage at the Super Bowl…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used…. The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

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CoCo tit slip

CoCo is the wife of Ice-T who has some ridiculous big tits and here in this paparazzi picture you can see one of her boobs has fallen out of her outfit Continue reading